Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam America rakha hai.
Banta: Kyu?
Santa: Taki sari duniya ko pata lag jaye ki main America ka BAAP hun -:)
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Bus accident
A man crying O! my
hand was cut down
"santa:y r u crying
Control urself Dont
cry.C that man,He has
lost his head n very
silent
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SANTA wanted to make a STD call to Delhi,
He wanted to save money
So what did he do! Simple,
He went to Delhi and made a local call.
-:)
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Pappu was writing his
father's name on a
1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What
are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam
roshan kar raha hoon.
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Santa and Banta are
discussing.
Santa: If i drink
Coffee, I cant sleep.
Banta: With me its the
opposite. If I sleep I
cant drink the Coffee.
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Santa: Exam se
gabhara na mat tu sher
ka puttar hai
Beta: ji papa teacher
bhi yahi bolti he ki
tu kisi jaanwar ki hi
aulaad hai.
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