Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
.
After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…:-
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Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
.
Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
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NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha
Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha
Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya
Profesor bola,
dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen…!
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Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
Student:
Mere Abbu!
Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.
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Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
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Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets”
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire ;-)
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