Oh gal kardi muskayi
Asi samjheya judi line te aayi
Fir usne saade no. d mang paayi
Asi v saari yaari uste lutayi
Fir usne apni bebe saade nal milayi
Asi pure mohalle ch wandi mithayi
Fir pata nhi sade dil ch ki aayi
Asi naal le gaye apna DOST te bhai
Pta nahi DOST ne ki khanai paayi
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Mutiyar tan ban gayi sadi Bharjai
(Moral: Apni girlfriend
nu apne DOST nal na milao)
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During a circus show,
a lady was kissing a Lion
The ringmaster,
"Can ANYONE do this!!?"
Santa,
"Main auna haan!
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Pehla Sher nu piche karo"
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Ik Amli majh te
baith ke ja reha c
Police,
"Tera helmet kithe e?"
Amli,
"Janaab uper e vekji ja rhe ho
thale ta vekho
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eh 2 wheeler nhi 4 wheeler hai"
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At a party,
Banta eats a Butter-Nan
and is suffering from Constipation
Praying and Crying in toilet,
"Hey W__e G__u!
ya te JAAN kad de
ya NAAN kad de..."
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Different styles of Proposing
In English,
"Will you Marry me?"
In Hindi
"Kya aap mujhse Shaadi karogi?"
In Punjabi,
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"Vehile aa!...Viah hi karala"
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