santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur
mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.
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Santa- 'sala kal raat 3 ghanta picture ki CD dekhi,
na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di'
Banta- 'movie ka naam kya tha?'
Santa- 'NO DISC INSERTED'
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man:
Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala,
subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi k baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi k bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k
bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai
"aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a Girl.
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