Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo
TEA se shuru hoti hai.
humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.
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SANTA:Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta
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Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
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Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua,
mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon.
Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine
jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha,
aaj wo achanak tut gaya.
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Santa-"teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti
hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta-"jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush,
nahi lagne pe mai khush"
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Santa:Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta:Mujhe khat nahi mila
Santa:Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.
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