Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se krunga..
Cust:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?
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Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai,
koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe,
wife: darling fansi laga lo.
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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."
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Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi
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Santa comes to school with 1 black and 1
white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.!
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Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Snta:2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu..
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What's the difference between Bus & Cycle??
Santa:- Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi
jaata Par Cycle ka stand humesha Cycle ke sath jata hai.
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Santa was seated In A cricket ground..
Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
santa:oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights
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