Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa,
chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!
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Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What
comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun
To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
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Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli
'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'
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Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki
tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.
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