Santa Banta sms 14

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Train Chali santa aaya or Dibbe me Chad gya
TT bola-Q TAAU?Dikta nahi.
Ladies Compt.hai?
Santa:-Sorry yar!
manu Laga aap Mard Ho


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Santa Bcom Driver of Train

D 1st Train Driven by him was 8hrs late bcoz he stoped at every Fatak & ask Amritsar k lia Ahi line jati hai kya


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SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..


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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)


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Teacher:What happend in 1869
Santa: don't know
Tchr: Stupid,Gandhiji was born!
Now tel me,Wat hapend in 1873?
Santa: Gandhi was 4 yrs


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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

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