Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba
khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi
ne karan pucha to bola Dr.
ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check ko.
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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rahe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi raha
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason
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Santa yaar uth bhukam aa rha hai, sara ghar hil rha hai.
Banta:-soja soja ghar girega to makan malkin ka hum to kirayedar hai
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Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun.
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Santa to Airhsts:Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai
Airhsts Ne Zordar Thapad Mara
Santa:Kamal Hai! Aadatein Bhi Milti Hai!
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