Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend
GF: Its so boring dear
Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg
GF: OK
Santa: I am eating fish...!!
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Shayari by Santa:-
"Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
Wah.
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga"
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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".
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Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h
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Santa was beating his
son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!
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Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya..
1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega.
Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai...
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