Santa Banta sms 6

Posted by Unknown On 8:52 PM
Santa ki amma mar gayi. 2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath.
Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,amma kya TATA SUMO karke gyi hai.


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Santa road Pe
Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni K.M Chalta he.


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Santa sent SMS to all
friends:
OYE, My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia 6600 Now its
Nokia 5200. Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

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SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....


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Santa:Doctor,ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:Ye mera pehla operation hai
success hua to mere liye,nahi to tumhare liye.
Gud mrng


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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he"

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