Santa goes to Petrol Pump,
Reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.
He calls everyone & says DON'T CALL ME
I am at Petrol Pump.
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Titanic k sath Santa b
dub raha tha. Or has b
raha tha.
Banta: oye kyu has
raha hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine
return ticket nahi
kharida.
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Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam America
rakha hai.
Banta:kyu?
Santa: Ma duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me America ka bap hu;-)
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Santa ki sister ko daku utha le gaye.
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatrnak h khali hath mat jana.
Fir hona kya tha
Santa dhai kilo aam le gaya
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santa roj subah ped ki
daali pe chadh k baith
jaata tha...
Poocho Q..?
Kyun ki MBA karke woh
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha...!
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Teacher:
batao "A" ke baad kya
aata hai..?
Santa kaafi der sochne
ke baad bola..
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"k ya bolti tu...!"
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