Santa :are shamko ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta :dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa :are me tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha.
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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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A bird shits on a santa head.
Santa shouts angrily,"Chaddi nhi pehanta kya?"
The bird shouted back,
"Tu saala chaddi me karta hai kya....??
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BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.
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A doctor wants 2 keep his name
infront of his clinic as.
'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist'
Santa was the painter n he wrote
Dr.R.K"Psycho the rapist"
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Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he
Santa=Priyanka Chopra se
Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne
Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me dedungi
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