Santa n Banta in a coffi house
S:-jaldi pi coffi tandi ho jayegi
B:-to kya hoga
S:-bewkhuf menu card dekh Hot coffi-6 Rs Cold coffi-20 Rs.
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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi us say puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hun, Par woh Mujhe kabhi deta nahi.!
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!
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Santa:Jaldi ek peg do
Ladai hone wali he
Bar tendor:lo
S: jaldi ek or do
ladai hone wali hai
B:lekin ladai kab
hogi?
S:Jab tu paise
mangega.
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SANTA opned a petrol pump,
bt not even 1 customer
went dere.
U know Y?
.
.
.
B'coz he opnd ptrol
pump on second floor.
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1 bar Santa Mumbai ja raha tha.
.
.
.
to?
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Aur wo Mumbai pahunch gaya.
ab kya har baat me Mazak chaiye?
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