SANTE ne apni sagaai tod di
kyunki
ladki 'kunwari' thi"
SANTA bola- Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui vo meri kya hogi
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Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gae aur
zor zorse chillate rahe
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Ab teek honge kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
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School me Master ji ne santa se poochha:
"Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"
santa: kami-na
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Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talab ka pani ghus gaya hay....
Santa: Oye, kyon jhoot
bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to mere paas hey.
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1 Aadmi train se utar k
puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
santa ne bahut socha
socha..
Or bola
ye Railway-Station Hai..
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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..
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