Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?
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IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
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Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
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Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)
Advices for student
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1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge
2. hamesha late clas me jao is tarha hr teachr tmhe yad rakhe ga
3.agr cheating ka chanc ho to kabhi parh kr na jao
4.zyada parhny Se time ziaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hay
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“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”
Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey,
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey
Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir,
Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey
Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.
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Arz kiya hai…
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
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