School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl
nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
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Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’MURGHI’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
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Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
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Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher:Aap ne kya sekha”
.
Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
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“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”.
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Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya H0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy..
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