A typical student flipped a coin in th air
&
said: If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on th edge,”I ll study”
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Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p
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Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay
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A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well,
but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall
and says!
” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…
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Teacher:-
“Machar k katnay se MALERIA kiyun hota hay?
AIDS kiyun nahin hota ? ”
Studnt:-
“Kion k machar Dunk marta hay
Gand nahin….!!!:-D
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Q:
Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
Ans:
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep…
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