Student and Teacher SMS 2

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Hamara mutaliba

Hamara mutaliba

Valentine day per

Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba…


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Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?


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Dil chahata hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banau,
aur assembly mein aankhe khol ke prayer gau,
woh class meein chupke chupke tiffen kholu ,
aur pakade jane par pet dard ka jhooth bolon,
din bhar school mein masti maru aur bas mein juniors pe rob jhadu,
woh har din homework adhura reh jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar rah jaye,
har roz doston se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost banau


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Police Constable
2 His Son: Why Did U Get
So Low Marks In Ur Exam?!
Son-Keep This
50 Rupees
And Leave The Matter…


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Student school me gadha leke aya
Miss: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hen K mene
bare bare gadho Ko insan bnaya he.
To socha k iska bi bhala hojaye;-)


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Teacher: water ka formula btao
Student:H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3O
Teacher:ye kia ha
Student:sir ye India ka pani hai ;-)

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