Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro
Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai.
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Teacher to Students:
“Is Ko English Main Translate Karo:
(Nazia Ne Kapray Pehan Liye Hain).”
Students:
“Shit! We Are Late”
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Teacher: Test yad hy?
Student: Jase he prhne betha to light chali gai,
bad main is dar se parhne nahin betha
k meri waja se phir light na chali jaye ;-)
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5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt”
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, cuz its true..
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A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
So,
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..
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Teacher asked a student:’ lecture kesa hona chahiye?’
student:’ MINI SKIRT jesa!
Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
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